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Yes, it’s true.
Every few years we need to renew Our Pledge to Now Today.
Privately submit updated CC#s or in the comment section below.
Please consider increasing the monthly tithe by 40%
And don’t forget the £75000 courtesy charge for renewal.
As we enter Lent 2000 and the Vernal Equinox, remember “thy renewal is tantamount to salvation”.
Not included is this rare photograph of Calliope, lit by red laser:
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Can we write off this expense on our 2017 Tax Forms ?
-O
Absolutely, positively.