The New Dominion

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Q: So we have heard about this “new dominion” a couple of times.  Can you tell us something about it?  Is it Satanic?

VH: From time to time we take on a new campaign.  Some fizzle out, others achieve great victories.  The “New Dominion” has to do with an extra 50lbs The Host has accrued in his hard labours.

Q: So, your talking about some new Zen diet or something like that?

VH: In that ball park.  But, at no expense of The Good Times.  Plus, with the Pandemic Obesity problem, we need to do our part.

Q: Is 50lbs realistic?

VH: It’s a start.

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2 responses to “The New Dominion

  1. I’m certain you will attain that goal. But when discussing such things, I would find the British term “stone” to be a little less extreme. Not to mention the fact that it would take a bit more pressure off…

    Simple reference guide > 1 stone = 14 lbs

    So shall we say you’re looking to “let go” of approximately 3.5 stone …?

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